Question. What have we done to that centuries-old tradition ?.. Turned it into hackneyed drinking?!.. Regular spirit drinking in well-familiar places and conditions is hackneyed drinking. A part of our boring and sometimes cheerless way of life. We turned this tradition aimed at fighting banality of our existence into the same banal pastime.
We say “No!”. No, we cry out “Enough of that!”
Enough of wasting time taken for those little liberties you can allow yourself so seldom. Enough to waste evenings and weekends intended for real rest. Offices, pubs after work, nasty trainings, boring picnics and the only memory left is of who got the most drunk that time. It’s a black-and-white cinema without producer. And you need full-colour film and Oscar nomination!
We are painters of your rest, and we are not afraid of bright colours, however we don’t avoid using pastel shades in proper time. We’ll turn hard and hopeless subject into a thriller or comedy, a snotty drama or historical documentation.
What you need is to get off!
You say not to teach you to get off? We don’t intend to. It’s universities’ business. Our mission is to expand your imagination up over bounds of common sense and limits of the possible. To make possible even impossible stuff and to make madness really mad.
We all have nostalgic memories of the times when we said to ourselves, again and again: “Man, this could happen only once for life…”, and bit lips recalling student parties. We recollect how romantic was splitting a bottle of port and other easily available spirits in parks and public gardens, snacks on newspapers and so forth. Yes, man, we can be a time-travelling machine for you, we can find and get together your Friends, and arrange everything as it used to be 20 years ago.
Your first meeting with your second half must have been accompanied with some spirits, too!
You recollect and we assist, organize the whole thing and surprise, as we usually do.
Time, place, environment. Any prodigious wimp! It can happen wherever you want. Any picture from popular magazine stuck in your memory can become that very place where you could get off with your friends.
We are challenging you. YOU make the next move!
Marriage Ceremonies. They can be made free and easy, unfettered by conventions. You can avoid dolls with bottoms nailed to the radiator grille of a wedding limousine. Individual programme development. Scrupulously selected place and time. Faultless serving and exquisite cuisine.
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New Year. Individual holiday programme development. Scrupulously selected place and time. Faultless serving and exquisite cuisine.
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Christmas. The most suitable time for fortune-telling, sorcery and facing wonders! Will you come to watch night vigil at a monastery? What if to go through one-week novitiate?!!
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Sending Off to Army. Keeping the best traditions, as in Emir Kusturica’s films!!! Lot of music, gypsies, army comissioner with words of severance. Don’t feel sad, I’ll be back!!!
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Stag-Parties and Girls-Only Parties. Delicate work. These things have usually been organized without preparation, spontaneously. Consequences are unpredictable. Anticipation is above all…
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Retirement for Pension. This can be bright and unique event. Concert in honour of newly-made pensioner and fulfillment of the most cherished wish “… to see Paris!”
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Birthday. Don’t let it turn into carousal. It’s not a drinking-bout, it’s an Event, solemn and touching! We will carefully choose the place and will work out a programme that will allow for all details and niceties of your anniversary!
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Helloween. Let’s get off to the utmost! Into the carnival, into the light of fireworks, into dismay of pumpkin masks. Horror movie, but not at the cinema. It’s much worse …
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Dmitriy Karamzin, Constantin Prodan |
